Artist: Eminem Album: N/A (0000) Title: My Band
Lyrics My BandI don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous an' shit 'Cuz I'm like the lead singer of the band, dude And I think everybody's got a fuckin' problem with me, dude And they need to take it up with me after the show because
These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band
So I get off stage right? Drop the mic Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like "Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D12, baby" They're all like, "Oh, my God, it's him Becky, oh my fucking God it's Eminem I swear to fucking God dude, you fucking rock Please Marshall please, let me suck your cock"
And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my ocupellas All the chicks start yellin', "All the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage" So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
'Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me Dude, I just think they're tryin' to steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me 'Cuz I told him Jessica Albas my wife to be This rockstar shit is the life for me And all the other guys just despise me Because these
These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band MY band, baby
You just want to see a nigga backwards, don'tcha? Hey man, how come we don't rap on Protools? And smash these vocals and do a performance But we in a van, and he in a tour bus You want my autograph you's a liar No, I'm Swift (Oh, I thought you was Kuniva)
And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room? 'Cuz our shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, it's simple but All I did was read a Russel Simins book So I'm more intact tryin' to get on the map Doin' jumpin' jacks while gettin' whipped on my back
Look at 'em little punk ass, thinkin' he the shit Yeah, I know, man, by himself takin' all the pics Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue No, I had an interview, not you two You gon' be late for sound check Man, I ain't goin' to sound check But our mics are screwed up And his always sound best
You know what man? I'ma say som'm Aiyo 'em You got som'm to say? Man, nothin' I thought you was about to tell him off, man whasup? Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like and man shut up You ain't even back me up and were supposed to be crew Man, I was 'bout to talk right after you, I swear (I swear man)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band
They say the lead singers hot but the group is not Once they've sold our arenas to amusement parks I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot I should cut him mike off when the music starts Aiyo, it's Ready to snap on a dumbass fan Every time I hear, 'Hey dude, I love your band" We ain't a band bitch
We don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent Of these guys actin' funny over area codes Proof carry my bag Bitch carry your own Can't make it to the stage security in the way Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?
Goddamnit I'm sick of this group It's time for me to go solo and make some loot I told you I made the beats wrote all the raps 'Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack Lose yourself video (I was in the back) Superman video (I was in the back)
For the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions Like who is D12, how we get started? But what about Eminem? Bitch, are you retarded? Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute Fitty told me do sit ups to get buff Did two and a half and couldn't get up Fuck D12 I'm outta this band I'm 'bout to start a group with the real Roxanne
Girl, why can't you see you're the Only one for me and it just Tears my ass apart to know that You don't know my name (Punch)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha) But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall) 'Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man (Yeah) All because I'm the lead singer of my
My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band MY band, baby
I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants I'm the lead singer of my band My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance "My salsa" Look out for my next single it's called, "My salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa"
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa Where'd everybody go? |